Words of Jed

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:24 -0400

ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:24:05 -0400

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

*starts band called Defenders of Pluto for this very reason*

damespock: ussawesome: i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:19:07 -0400

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:18:30 -0400

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

Add “who also feel that way about you” and you’ve got facts.

If you don’t add that phrase you’ve got obsession/infatuation.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:29 -0400

uncultured: If life updated and suddenly changed like Facebook...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:39:37 -0400

uncultured:

If life updated and suddenly changed like Facebook does randomly.

celeryandhummus: i’m really over pretending dudes are being interesting when they aren’t being...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:12:48 -0400

celeryandhummus:

i’m really over pretending dudes are being interesting when they aren’t being interesting

potatoandotherwise: I am not being cuddled or made out with so someone is obviously not doing their...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:11:06 -0400

potatoandotherwise:

I am not being cuddled or made out with so someone is obviously not doing their job

futuredudeman: Every year this happens. One day there’s just an explosion of Eurovision all over...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:33 -0400

futuredudeman:

Every year this happens. One day there’s just an explosion of Eurovision all over the place. This is like the fifth time I’ve been aware that Eurovision is a thing, and I still have absolutely no idea what the hell it is.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:01:13 -0400

highfunctioningsociopathy: WHO’S scruffy lookin’!?!

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:58:44 -0400

highfunctioningsociopathy:

WHO’S scruffy lookin’!?!

Nevada slated to pass trans-inclusive hate crimes bill

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:37:20 -0400

Nevada slated to pass trans-inclusive hate crimes bill:

futuredudeman:

thehpalliance:

gaywrites:

Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval is expected to sign into law a bill that would add gender identity and expression as protected classes under the state’s hate crimes law.

The state assembly passed the legislation 30-11 on Tuesday, and the senate passed it nearly unanimously last month.

We’ve been talking about marriage equality a lot lately, but the states are stepping up in all kinds of ways for gender and sexual equality. Ten points to Gryffindor, Nevada!

You guys. The bill that is inclusive and protective of people that are often viewed as outcasts should obviously mean ten points to Hufflepuff.

shut up hufflepuff TEN POINTS TO RAVENCLAW FOR TEASING A HUFFLEPUFF!

also good job nevada. punch arizona in the nutsack for me, eh?

futuredudeman: WELP

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:31:26 -0400

futuredudeman:

WELP

feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing this today and...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:23:34 -0400

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

too-pretty-to-die: spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:44:47 -0400

too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:44:27 -0400

allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves

liamdryden: hermionejg: wasarahbi: Beachbody...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:43:06 -0400

liamdryden:

hermionejg:

wasarahbi:

Beachbody Numbercrunch

Brodyquest Humperdinck Thundercats.

Burgerking Thundermunch

BACKITUP HUMPERDINCK

NOOOOOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED!!!

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Fri, 17 May 2013 08:40:14 -0400

royharper: #my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:40:07 -0400

royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

"Who here has ever made a bad decision in their life? Who here has ever made a regrettable decision,..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:07:28 -0400

“

Who here has ever made a bad decision in their life?
Who here has ever made a regrettable decision, and then made the decision not to regret that decision?

I wish that didn’t mean YOLO.
I wish that didn’t translate to YOLO.

Carpe Diem.
Yeah, yeah.
Carpe diem motherfucker!

”

- George Watsky “Stupidass” Live at the Troubador